Saturday, January 31, 2015

Overheard on UNCC Campus

A guy apologizing to his angry girlfriend:

Guy: I'm so sorry. I keep screwing up. Please forgive me. Would you believe me if I told you that I'll turn over a new leaf?

Girl: I think I'll go buy a lottery ticket.

  I've been collecting these things for a year.

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Thursday, January 29, 2015

Facebook UNCC Confessions : Why California Should Secede from the Union

#14735 I have more pride for being from California than I do being an American.


  Is that why you go to school in North Carolina?


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Ever Wonder Why Universities Have S.W.A.T. Teams? Here's Why

The History of School Murders in the U.S. 1760-2014


  Finding a parking space in the morning should be the least of your worries. Be glad we have campus police.


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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

That Was So Yesterday... But Your Employer and Teachers Can Still See It!

Don't Let Your Stupidity Haunt You Forever! Get Xpire !




Better yet.... Don't use facebook or Instagram.

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Still MORE Creepy Facebook UNCC Confessions

#14716 The best part about UNcc is I'm an actor on a popular television show and people always say "Hey are you that guy from?" I always say I get that a lot and they just move on. Lol College is great!

#14713 Is it that hard to ask how many sets I have left? It beats just standing there staring at me... I mean, I know I'm a jacked monster, but I promise you, I don't eat humans.

#14691 As a guy, I absolutely love stuff from Bath & Body Works. I shower with their body wash all the time and not just the men's stuff but the stuff for women as well. I say screw Old Spice and other for men's products. Bath & Body Works is the way to go!

   Eeew. That's all for now.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

This Week's Strangest Keyword Search Terms

This actually led someone to this blog:

unc charlotte dorm porn



   Don't look at me! I didn't do it! I don't even know what it is! My roommate says
I AM dorm porn!

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Saturday, January 24, 2015

UNCC University City Ghetto Businesses Robbed

Police need help finding the guy. 



   Is he in one of your classes?



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Thursday, January 22, 2015

Mo' Excitement: Restaurant Robbery

The robbery occurred at Zaxby's.

And people deny that University City isn't dangerous. Uh-huh.Yummy.

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UNCC University City Ghetto Crime: Another Robbery on North Tryon

The crime was committed at the Kangaroo Express


Makes you want to go right out and go shopping, doesn't it? Carry  Pepper spray at all times.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

UNCC University City Ghetto Apartment Burglary

Burglary at The Circle caught on tape



  THIS HAPPENED RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE UNCC MAIN ENTRANCE!

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Saturday, January 17, 2015

Charlotte's "Active Shooter" Lecture Started in UNCC University City

"...the focus is on survival techniques and options based on the Federal Emergency Management Agency's 'Run, Hide, Fight' program..."


Whoa!


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