Monday, February 2, 2015

Overheard on UNCC Campus

Girl #1: ...It was a monster... it looked like a cucumber

Girl #2: Was it green? [Laughing]

Girl#1: No, but it was huge and had bumps all over it like a cucumber.

Girl #2: Eeeew...

Girl #1: He said that the bumps drove girls crazy.

Girl #2: What did you do? You didn't...

Girl #1: No. I told him to put it back in its cage and go drive someone else crazy... Look. There he is! The one with the tats...


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4 Comments:

At February 21, 2015 at 5:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next year the school mascot will be Mort the Wart.

 
At March 3, 2015 at 11:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of people at UNCC have warts. I won't date anyone from UNCC.

 
At March 8, 2015 at 12:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not Mort the Wart. How about Bubba the Rubba?

 
At March 22, 2015 at 11:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to use protection and stop the F-Buddy stuff. Sex is for love, not for a diversion from study. If you have warts, you deserve it, and you should out the person who gave them to you (if you know who it was).

 

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