Thursday, June 30, 2016

Microaggressions... They're Everywhere, Including UNCC

"...The idea of 'microaggressions' -- small actions or word choices that seem to have no malicious intent but are thought of as a kind of violence nonetheless -- twists the objective idea of being 'offensive' into a subjective charge on behalf of someone claiming to be offended..."



  And correcting a test paper with red ink is traumatic. Pfffft

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Niner Times: UNCC Campus Crime June 15-18

Reports are few because this is the summer term. Wait until fall for the fun and games to begin. 






  Just wait. You'll see.
 

Niner Times: UNCC CAMPUS Crime Blotter May 24-28

Way to Go, Nick Cropper! 






Thanks!

Friday, June 24, 2016

Satanic Faculty Initiation Under Investigation

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Thursday, June 23, 2016

Worried About Crime? CMPD Is Working on Solutions... No, Really!

See for yourself






  Mmm-hmmm Mmm-hmmm

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

This Week's UNCC University City Ghetto Crime Analytics

UNCC University City Ghetto Crime Analytics



Weekly Crimes

A Week of UNCC University City Ghetto Crime

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When summer semester rolls around, crime in UNCC University City Ghetto drops by about 60%.

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Last Week's Visitors



Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers


United States

80
Germany
22
Ukraine
12
Portugal
10
Brazil
8
France
4
China
1
Dominican Republic
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Ecuador
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United Kingdom
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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Overheard on UNCC Campus

In Fretwell, guy to another guy: 

"I can't tell if [professor's name] is on too many drugs or not enough of them." 


I can think of two or three that they could be talking about.


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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Niner Times News Flash!

" As hard and disappointing as it is to believe, as a generation, we are not having as much sex as we think are."




  Then what ARE we really doing? Never mind. I caught my room mate once. I won't go near that keyboard ever again.

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UNCC Tranny Bathrooms Are Open AND YOU'RE INVITED!

Will Victoria's Secret Hand Out Door Prizes?

According to the map, they're located on campus. Who'd have thought?




I need a couple of push-up brassieres!

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Charlotte Observer: "I Bought an AR-15 in Seven Minutes..."

Frightening  





Words escape me.

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Buenas!

Welcome, Panama!

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UNCC University City Ghetto Crime Statistics Courtesy of SpotCrime



SpotCrime Weekly Alert - June 12, 2016

Weekly Crimes

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