Monday, October 31, 2016

Hey Pot Heads! Go See Reefer Madness, the Movie That Will Scare You Paperless!

In Salisbury




Don't carry anything with you. They'll probably check your purse and pockets.

[Edit: It's a musical remake. Wait for the movie. It's much more terrifying]

Friday, October 28, 2016

Hey Hipsters! Are you Sure That You Want to Live in Plaza Midwood?

Shooting Sparks Debate.







It's about as safe as Hidden Valley and UNCC University City.

The Latest Health Scare

Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease



  Check for sores, and make sure you wash out the shower stall with bleach.

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